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If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

'We've all heard of the ravaged rain forests and the plight of the polar bear. But as far as reasons for saving the planet go, the one offered by scientists Thursday is truly out of this world.
A team of American researchers have produced a range of scenarios in which aliens could attack the earth, and curiously, one revolves around climate change.
They speculate that extraterrestrial environmentalists could be so appalled by our planet-polluting ways that they view us as a threat to the intergalactic ecosystem and decide to destroy us.

The thought-provoking scenario is one of many envisaged in a joint study by Penn State and the NASA Planetary Science Division, entitled "Would Contact with Extraterrestrials Benefit or Harm Humanity? A Scenario Analysis."'

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/08/19/aliens-could-attack-earth-to-end-global-warming-nasa-scientist-claims/#ixzz1VUwWw4AF

Finally, Fox News has made me laugh for reasons other than a republican political point of view.

"Have you noticed that their stuff is your shit and your shit is stuff."
-George Carlin

"These Sitting Buddha Candles are an inspiration for meditation, start a zen meditation garden in your very own living room. Meticulously detailed, these high quality Buddhas are more wax sculpture than candle."

Melt a religious icon, sacrilegious? Yes. Plus, when you meditate you close your eyes, so detail wouldn't matter and, once again, it's only going to melt.

 

Well, his heart is in the right place.

What's really in Fort Knox's vault? Clarified Butter; worth its weight in gold.

Why was this invented?  Sponges with designs, that will only get grungy.

Cheers to moments when unrelated events sync up to the music I'm listening to while I drive.
ie. other cars blinkers
traffic lights
hazard lights
people jogging
horns honking

idea for an invention; guitar hero should invent a touch sensitive steering wheel/drum set to install in your car, add some phat beats to your music while you drive.  "GuiCar Hero."

Also, "Customized Car Alarms."  You can have customized ring tones with your phone, someone breaks into your car and "Low Rider" comes on instead of some annoying alarm.  Would make it easier to know if it's your car alarm going off too. Very practical.

 

Plural of asparagus (əˈsparəgəs) = spargus  (spargəs)

Doug Jones Industrial Average soars. BUY BUY BUY!!!